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Obsesses over these fandoms:

— Supernatural
— Harry Potter
— Torchwood
— Queer As Folk
— Psych
— House M.D.
— Heroes
— Death Note
— Eyeshield 21
— Persona

Will go down with these ships (placed in no particular order):

— Jared/Jensen
— Mike/Tom
— Chris/Steve
-- Sam/Dean
— Dean/Castiel
— Remus/Sirius
— Draco/Harry
— Harry/Hermione
— Cedric/Harry
— Nathan/Peter
— Sylar/Peter
— House/Wilson
— Souji/Yosuke
— Akihiko/Minato
— Light/L
— L/B
— Blaine/Kurt
— Shawn/Lassiter
— Jesse/Rachel
— Brian/Michael

Will watch bad movies for these people:

— Jared Padalecki
— Jensen Ackles
— Misha Collins
— Chris Kane
— Danneel Harris
— Steve Carlson
— Michael Rosenbaum
— Tom Welling
— Darren Criss
— Tom Felton
— Ewan McGregor
— Megan Fox
— Joseph Gordon-Levitt
— Sophia Bush
— Olivia Wilde

Behind the enigmatic username:

— I am instantly attracted to people who can play guitars and pianos.
— I always fold my toilet paper into a tip for the next person.
— I tend to laugh at everything after midnight.
— I am very talkative.
— Most of my ships are one hundred percent homo. I like it that way.
— I never actually swallow my orange slices. I just suck the juice out of them.
— If my Tumblr name wasn’t jaredandjensenareinlove, it would be batarang or apricocks.
— I’m an insanely jealous person.
— I love anime.
— I love roller coasters, but will behave as if I’m on my deathbed up until the first plunge.
— I am a hopeless romantic.
— I believe in my family above anything else.
— I’m scared of fire and avalanches.
— I enjoy thunderstorms and frequently have crazy urges to dance in the rain.
— I am very athletically challenged and have poor stamina when it comes to running long distances.
— I have a glasses fetish.
— I am a Democrat.
— I believe in freedom, and hence, believe in gay marriage and abortion.
— I like trench coats.
— Darren Criss’ eyebrows will always resemble doritos to me.
— I wear contacts. On lazy days, I wear glasses. Without either, I wouldn’t be able to find the bathroom.
— Redheads are my favorite.
— I have so many relatives in Italy I sometimes wonder if they took part in a breeding experiment.
— My birthday is in June.
— I believe in astrology.
— I am quite fond of shoes and dresses.
— I like to obsessively plan out my wedding.
— I grew up in Germany.
— I have a humongous nose.
— I am addicted to Lego Wii games.
— I am in an explicit love affair with food and enjoy stuffing my face on a daily basis.
— I love the smell of a lit match, melted butter mixed with cake crust, and men’s cologne.
— I can’t stand airplane rides.
— I am quite fond of love letters.
— I like making friends.
— I am addicted to Solitare.
— I have a knack for accidentally eating expired things. My stomach never minds.
— I will stay up to ghastly hours of the night to read fanfiction.
— I believe in ghosts.
— I have a very fat cat named Holmes. I also refer to him as Lord Lard, Sir-Eats-A-Lot, and Sir Sherlock. I like to post his beautiful face.
— Bad grammar is my biggest pet peeve.
— I love British accents.
— I cry at Moulin Rouge every time I watch it.
— I care more about the lovelife of my pairings than I do my own lovelife.
— Harry Potter is, and always will be, the prime of my childhood.
— Kripalecki is one of my tags.
— I don’t believe Sam Winchester is the Biebs, therefore he should not have hair like him.
— I post hot messes.
— I want everyone to become a big gay family.
— I believe Christian Kane straightens his hair.
— I think Jared Pedolecki ate many children to achieve those broad shoulders.
— I play a lot of Name That Crotch.
— I am an Internet Guru who will always find the places you won’t be able to.
— I am quite bossy.
— I love the Lesbian Days of Jensen Ackles and believe he had to take testosterone shots to get to the Sex God he is now.
— Tom Felton has all legal rights to my heart. 
— I have sex dreams about Megan Fox on lucky nights.
— Danneel Harris is allowed to eat my baby.