This is fair game on my blog:

— Supernatural
— Harry Potter
— Teen Wolf
— Torchwood
— Queer As Folk
— Psych
— House M.D.
— Heroes
— One Direction
— Persona

Will go down with these ships (placed in no particular order):

— Jared/Jensen
— Derek/Stiles
— Sam/Dean
— Dean/Castiel
— Remus/Sirius
— Draco/Harry
— Harry/Hermione
— Louis/Harry
— House/Wilson
— Souji/Yosuke
— Blaine/Kurt
— Shawn/Lassiter
— Jesse/Rachel
— Brian/Michael

Behind the enigmatic username:

— I love people who are instrumental but can’t play an instrument to save my life.
— I’m opinionated and I like to talk. It gets worse after midnight.
— It’s not that I only like homosexual ships. I just don’t like ships that are force-fed or handed to you on a silver platter.
— I never actually swallow my orange slices. I just suck the juice out of them.
— If my Tumblr name wasn’t jaredandjensenareinlove, it would be batarang or apricocks.
— I’m an insanely jealous person, and I will get jealous on the behalf of my characters.
— I lost my soul to One Direction.
— I have a glasses fetish. (don’t even talk to me about dylan o’brien in the internship)
— I am addicted to Lego Wii games.
— I have a very fat cat named Holmes. I also refer to him as Lord Lard, Sir-Eats-A-Lot, and Sir Sherlock. I like to post his beautiful face. I also have a much smaller cat named Schnuffel.
— Harry Potter is, and always will be, the prime of my childhood.
— I play a lot of Name That Crotch.
— Tom Felton has all legal rights to my heart. 
— Danneel Harris is allowed to eat my baby.
— The entire cast of Teen Wolf is allowed in my pants.