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I said the world could be burning down dark blue have you ever been alone in a crowded room well, I’m here with you

I said the world could be burning down dark blue
have you ever been alone in a crowded room
well, I’m here with you


we’re wrapped in tissue paper in the attic of my mind you and me like a bad home movie, where the whites are sour green

we’re wrapped in tissue paper in the attic of my mind
you and me
like a bad home movie,
where the whites are sour green


I could liken you to a shark the way you bit off my headbut then again, I was waving around a bleeding open wound

I could liken you to a shark the way you bit off my head
but then again, I was waving around a bleeding open wound

OKAY GUYS I finally wrote more of the How to Date Your Best Friend’s Brother verse after months of procrastinating. Idk about everybody else but I’m still in love the Derek/Scott brother dynamic (◠‿◠✿) 

Title: How to Handle Your Best Friend Dating Your Brother
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Part of the “How to Date Your Best Friend’s Brother” series that focuses on Scott’s POV through Stiles and Derek’s relationship. Or, in which Scott goes from being annoyed by his grumpy older brother to actually sort of appreciating the guy.


but with the beast inside there’s nowhere we can hide

but with the beast inside
there’s nowhere we can hide

okay guys I can’t believe I even wrote this because this is the most ridiculous AU ever and it’s not even probable or realistic and I lost a lot of hours I could’ve spent sleeping writing this having the time of my life

but I finished my sterek ice skating au (◕‿◕✿)

Title: Breaking the Ice
Rating: NC-17
Summary:

“I have something that will finally spice up your utterly boring performance,” Finstock breezes directly over the insult, still manically grinning as if the gears in his brain can’t turn fast enough. Stiles is still a little concerned with that last bit. “You’re pairing up with Derek Hale.”

Or: where Stiles is a figure skater turned pair skater who gets teamed up with has-been skater Derek Hale, and neither of them are exactly pleased.

Why don’t we just call Beauty and the Beast “The Sterek Musical”